Linda's Top 10 Excuses for Not Passing
Dude.
The excuses parents hear - followed by what it REALLY means
- My teacher didn't teach this
- What it REALLY means - I didn't show up at school until 1/2 way (or more) through the class, and she refused to immediately stop the class, return to the beginning, and teach it all again - but, this time, speeded up.
- My teacher didn't help me
- When I finally got around to working, my teacher didn't serve me as my personal tutor, and ignore all the rest of the class, who HAD been working - so, it's really HER fault
- My teacher never explains this
- I missed the explanation/lab/whatever, due to:
- Talking
- Drawing
- Sleeping, and/or
- Texting
- I missed the explanation/lab/whatever, due to:
- My teacher's tests are too hard - any or all of the following apply
- I didn't read the textbook
- I didn't read the end-of-chapter summary
- I didn't ask questions
- I didn't listen to the answers
- I took no notes
- I copied everything in class/lab from the smart kid - it wasn't my fault that he/she wouldn't let me copy off his/her test
- I had a really important television show to watch
- My teacher acts like his/her class is the only one
- And gets mad when I try to do my math homework in class
- And won't excuse my cutting class to complete my English paper
- And expects me to show up for tutoring after school
- My teacher never is around
- When I show up after school, without an appointment, during the same time as the Faculty Meeting (which I knew about from the afternoon announcements)
- And won't give up her lengthy 22-minute lunch without an appointment
- And expects to keep her doctor's appointment, even though I have tears in my eyes and am begging and everything
- My teacher hates me
- Just because I called her a b---h when she wouldn't give me help during the test
- Because she wouldn't give me a "breathing" D - and, I really was! Breathing, I mean - every class
- Nobody can pass this test
- Unless they like, STUDY, or something unreasonable
- So, of course, all those OTHER students, who passed, must have been given the answers in advance
- The amount of work is ridiculous!
- A warm-up activity, EVERY DAY! That is based on what was done the previous class! (Like I remember! That was YESTERDAY!)
- We only had 2 weeks to complete the study guide! Which we ONLY got 100 points for!
- She even assigned a project! That wasn't a poster!
- She even expects us to read the textbook! Or, at least the chapter summary! Now, that's WAY too much!
- She won't travel to the state to insist that they not count my high-stakes test!
- She "claims" that the test is based on what we were doing in class. As if I did any of THAT stuff!
"It is SOOOO unfair. I like to hear myself whine but I know that Mommy and Daddy will come in and complain. The principal will raise the grade afterwards anyway or demand endless reams of paperwork to 'justify' the failing grade."
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