HIP: class expectations

Because there's nothing quite like strict discipline for teaching teenagers, the Highly Ineffective Principal actually came out and said the following (although not all at the same meeting):

1. Every class should have 100% attendance daily. It is the teacher's responsibility to call parents and make this happen.
2. Every child should have a hand up for every question. The right hand should be raised if they know the answer and the left one if they don't.
3. If a paper drops, everyone should be able to hear the paper hit the floor.

Total silence is best.
Teacher-led questions only.
Your kids are not allowed to be sick, go to the doctor, be dismissed early for sports, go to the counseling office, be involved in anything outside of school or else ... what?

And people wonder why teachers bitch about incompetent administrators.