Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Monday, January 21, 2019

Do This and the Bunny Dies

By request Ms Cangialosi:


Because someone's beagles do this all the time ...



Fresh from today's test:



Nominated by @MathsPadJame,


Seriously? Nix The Tricks, Dammit!



I'm trying to hold it together, people ...


We've both had enough of that fraction mistake.


That's not even reasonable ....


One for the younger ones ...




Can't remember where I saw this first. (edit: Finally found out the original ones with the handwritten math came from Bowman Dickson, @bowmanimal)

I cleaned up the original images a bit and tried to keep it sensible, but between the kids' and my evil senses of humor ... this project has grown out of control.

We might as well just enjoy it.

Save the Rabbit!


Finally found out these original ones with the handwritten math came from Bowman Dickson, @bowmanimal. You can blame him for starting all this. ;-)

 Poor Kitten ... this happens all the time.




Such a shame how often that poor puppy gets it ...


Damn you, TI !


Because we all know a Fawn ...


Pandas are endangered, people. Cut that out!
from http://www.paulmcdonogh.com


Poor, poor Grumpy Cat.

Don't make him cry, people!

You heartless bastards.

I have nothing left to say.

Do You REALLY want him to win?

There's more!

Look at how sad he is ...


Don't you want friends ....


Poor bastard ...


SO very disappointed ...


It's just mean for you to do this ...


This just makes me sad ...




Friday, November 27, 2015

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Not sure this is a "Majority"

from the Daily Buzz, not known for its math skills, comes this paragraph ...
Noel Biderman, CEO of Avid Life Media which owns Ashley Madison, claimed that the site had equal opportunity connections for men and women, but in fact, the site’s members were primarily men by a staggering ratio of 28 million men to 5 million women.
Surprisingly, a majority of the email addresses on the site, 15,000 of them, were linked to men who are U.S. government and/or military officials.
15,000 out of 33 million?

Is this like a moral majority?

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Brain-Dead Teenager to be Euthanized



Naturally, the Onion was on the case first.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

When you don't score a goal for 6 games ...

your fans do this:



The big white thing. Aim for the guy in the middle of it.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Jetski across the Pacific

It's almost overdone but it still cracks me up. Google Maps from Japan to China and you get this map.  Part of the instructions include "jetski across the Pacific". Actually, it's the East China Sea, but you get the idea.

So how fast is that JetSki anyway?

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Awesome April Fool's Pranks

from Richard Wiseman, the Magician:


I think the last one is my favorite.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Difference is Night and Day

Ever notice how all the ads on TV at night are for medications for every obscure problem (including the risk of death, intestinal bloating, heart attack, lung failure, skin cancer, internal bleeding - all spoken in a cheery "don't mind me, just doing my job" voice) and all the ads during the day are for lawyers begging for clients to join their class action lawsuits for drugs that caused accidental death?

The things you notice on vacation. Truly bizarre.

On a side note, can any true science fiction fan watch that commercial for the sleep drug and not think of an alien parasite landing softly on the victims back while she sleeps?

Monday, December 5, 2011

Top the Nation in Blood

 This is what comes of not paying too close attention to banners and headlines. I was signing up for blood donation.  The big city (pop. 63,000) is trying to beat the national record for a one day blood drive. We hold the New England per-person record, but lost out last year to Boston for the overall.  Unwilling to let Boston attempt to claim any type of superiority ....

So anyway, I'm clicking the form and I glance at the header:
"Let's top the nation in blood." I had just gotten finished watching a "Zombie Christmas" so I'm primed to see that Texas Chainsaw Massacre headline.

Alas, it was blood donation:
Silly.

"The GOLM collected 368 pints that first year, and has grown steadily ever since. For three straight years, the GOLM has broken the New England record for a one-day community blood drive. Boston held the record of 772 pints until Rutland collected 856 in 2008 and 1,024 in 2009.

In September 2010, Boston collected 1,177 pints to reclaim the New England record, but Rutland took it back in December, with 1,400 pints. Manchester, N.H., broke that record – and the national record – in August 2011, with 1,968 pints – setting the stage for our 2011 goal of topping the nation in blood donation.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Condi Rice's Opinion of Khaddafi

She said it, not me.

Monday, September 5, 2011

You can see the punchline coming

But still I'm LMAO:

Monday, July 25, 2011

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Should math be taught in schools?

Okay, it's a joke question and these is a spoof, but damn funny ...

Go Vermont !

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Cats.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

What those first three years do for you.

Spencer has this list of things that all good teachers should be able to do without. He heads it with "How to Get Rid of Bad Teachers" but I think that needs to be qualified.

Some time ago, in his TED talk, Bill Gates opined that teachers don't improve after the first three years. He was saying, in effect, that test scores were the only thing that mattered and that brand-spanking new teachers improved their students' scores for three years only.

Okay, so Bill was wrong. (Is that sentence redundant?) What I think happens is that teachers grow into their jobs for the first three years. They start out by knowing very little and by making a ton of mistakes, teaching badly and inefficiently, and using methodologies that were just learned in education school - methodologies that don't work with actual students or anyone who isn't an education school guinea pig. Whew!

It takes about three years for them to figure out some truth. Some snippets are picked up from trade magazines, some from the kids or parents, but most are from the more experienced faculty once the newbie has gotten over his misconceptions about the "Old Guy" and the OG's total rejection of Shiny New Pedagogical Thought. "Old Guy doesn't use learning styles!?! WTF!?!"

That's when he learns what education really is and what it entails.

Excepting with respect to the newbies, I'd like to comment on Spencer's list:
Take away the Teacher's Guides and if they claim that they are unable to teach, they are right. They can't. As long as you're at it, take away the standards and the curriculum maps. Any decent teacher should be able to know what is vital in his or her content area.
Teacher's Guides/answer books are a convenience, not a crutch. Real handy for the repetitive and annoying work of producing paperwork that your building requires. There is probably a set of lesson plans tailored to the standards - photocopy them for your anal-retentive principal to get him off your back. Then go teach the class. Copy the curriculum map and hand it in. Then consult it once a month to stay roughly where you want to be. Taking away the standards entirely seems good in theory but not so much in practice. There needs to be some kind of plan, some kind of guidelines so the teachers don't go off in random directions.  Some of the best programs in the country have been fairly tightly controlled - Escalante's, for example.
Take away the computers. Tell them that there's no electricity. Even if it's a computer class, there's still a lesson to be learned. If they can't teach without the gadgets, then they aren't teachers. They're technicians and they have no business in a classroom.
To make a point, yes. Everyone should be able to "wing it." A blackboard is a whiteboard is a smartboard. But to say that ALL classes could do this for more than a couple of days is denying the use of available tools. Saying "you COULD walk to school, it's only 4 miles" is different from making it a common occurrence. There are topics that make no sense without tech and topics that have been phased out because tech took over.  Like it or not, some things are gone.
Take away the School Discipline Program and have the administrators leave for a day. If they can't lead a class without the intervention of an administrator, they probably need to leave.
Maybe. Maybe not. It seems that all teachers have the need for capable administration at various times although I've never seen one who required help every day.In that rare case, this is a valid point.
Take away the grades and get rid of the homework. Toss out the token reward system and the points and the gold stars. If they claim that they can't motivate a class without these things then they're missing a big part of what it means to motivate.
Homework and grades aren't for motivation. They're for practice and measurement, respectively. The token reward system is often effective, especially for the younger grades. Just because I don't use gold stars doesn't mean it's bad practice.
Take away the classroom for a day and have the teacher lead a group of ten kids. Meet outside. I don't care where. A lake, a river, a mountain, a busy intersection of the city. If the teacher can't see how the subject connects to life and struggles to get a point across without a Word Wall or a chalkboard or a set of worksheets, then the teacher is missing the point of education.
Whatever. I was never big on "class outside" and I fail to see where this ability is all that important.  Many things don't translate outside real well.  To say that the teacher is missing the point of education if they can't move into some random mountain meadow and teach algebra ...

YMMV

Saturday, December 25, 2010

That'll improve the school

Think they'll pass muster?
Forget about replacing the teachers ... replace the students. Bring in the superstars, the superheroes and the supernerds.Then our scores are sure to go up.  New Trier High School, Fairfax High School -- we're looking at you. Let's trade yours for ours!

Never mind.

Funny idea, though.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

On a scale of 1 to 10, these are funny.

So, there's this magic dust called "Math Teacher Magic Scale Factor" ... it makes things really big. Sometimes too big.


Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Thursday, June 17, 2010

I can't help it - Swearing is sometimes really funny.

But little children and pregnant women should not watch this Korean Swearing Lesson. Everyone else may ROFLYAO.